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Not sure where to put that in my brain

Ok...so normally, when i'm posting about hospital staff, it's because someone's pissed me off...but sometimes i get one of the very few who DON'T piss me off and that's usually a pretty good time for all...case in point:

Spoke to a nurse at one of the hospitals tonight...as i answered the phone, she was laughing, so i said "Sounds like i missed something funny!" She replies with "Oh, you have NO idea!" and launches into her story...

Seems they had just admitted a patient who was going through withdrawal...from caffeine...when asked how much caffeine s/he (nurse didn't specify if the patient was a man or a woman) consumed in one day, patient replied "Oh, about thirteen pots of coffee a day."

Blink. Blinkblink.

And i thought *I* was bad with drinking up to five cups in a work shift! How could this person even see with their eyeballs vibrating like that? Or sign their own name to the admission forms without it looking like they were writing in a moving car?

I will never ever worry that i drink too much coffee again...

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